WHY YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR BB:
  • He fishes for sharks with his bare hands
  • He sweetens his coffee with nitro
  • When he hits the throttle on his dragster, gods of thunder weep for joy
  • He's got a vacation home on Mars
  • He delivered a baby in the back of a rickshaw at the Brainerd Zoo
  • He won the synchronized diving gold medal all by himself
  • Because the royal drag racing bloodline must carry on
  • And the Traxxas Shootout wouldn't be the same without him